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- If its a girl, will she have a huge beard like mine?
- If its a boy, will he be able to live with himself knowing that his father is an artist and has an imagination as wild as his?
- As a Muggle father will I be ready when I find out, by the flying owl, that my son/daughter will be attending Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry?
- What will I do when my son/daughter is old enough to tell me that they don't like Spongebob Squarepants?
- What do I do when my sweet child wants to play with their toys? Do I share?
The Weber Clan hitched a train, like we were in Europe, to San Diego to see the Dead Sea Scrolls at San Diego Natural History Museum. I think we learned lots of interesting tidbits about the scrolls, although I am sure if you ask anyone but Travis about them you would learn that the scrolls all resemble brown scraps of really, really, REALLY old pieces of paper!
The rest of the weekend included us huddling close to Travis's iPhone® (Registered Trade Mark of Apple Computer) and using the map feature to find restaurants and our location when we got lost!
I have turned in my letter of resignation to the Bowers Museum, which will be effective beginning August 31st, to pursue my dream of becoming an Astronaut Fire Snake Wrangler Savant! Well actually I will be focusing on my Adjunct Teaching and Gallery Director at Cal. Baptist, getting my art back into the full swing and substitute teaching in local secondary schools.
I will be taking the CBEST to qualify me to substitute teach in California and Oregon.
The opening of my first official Curated Exhibition in the Metcalf . The Exhibition will include new work done by Jack and Jill Maxwell. Jack Maxwell is currently the Department Chair for the Department of Art and Design at Abilene Christian University.
Mom, Dad and I are taking Heather to Oklahoma to show her what country really is! The trip will include lots of BBQ, Eskimo Joe's and Football; everything you can imagine when going to the Heartland. Heather will also get to re-live my childhood when I take her down memory lane in Stillwater, showing her our old house, high school, stomping grounds and Downtown Stillwater's booming metropolis, which I know she cannot wait to see...
And after she looks, I am sure she will say "Is that it?"
124 days left until 2008!
Autumnal Equinox
Labor Day
In fourteen ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
First Day of Classes at Cal Baptist University. I will be teaching 3 courses this fall, including Gallery Methods and 2 sections of Basic Drawing.
Eid (End of Ramadan)
Mom finally ventures into the 6 decade club with her upcoming birthday.
Beginning of the World Series, which the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim will be playing and winning. (you heard it here first)
Rosh Hashana (Jewish New Year)
Ramadan (Islamic month of fasting)
Halloween (Pagan holiday)
Yom Kippur
By no means am I Jewish or Islamic, although I do respect their cultures. The Upcoming Events section needed filling and us Christians do nothing during this part of the year, except sit on the couch and watch football and baseball.
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Buster Manley would also like to congratulate Daniel and Heather on their hard work at becoming future parents.
Regards, Buster Manley, Editor in Chief, Uninformer.
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